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Funny Christmas Messages for Cards
Look the time is so wonderful When everything looks so pretty The magical Christmas vibe it is With things that look so beautiful May this Christmas be more merrier For you is my only wish for you Have a lovely Christmas time Merry Christmas to you!
If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack, then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you. Merry Christmas, dear. Enjoy!
Dearest Santa I promise I will never bitch about anyone please get me….ah nah, forget it, I’ll get it for myself!
Another day when you will feel so blessed You will feel the light of life Another time when things will go Will gather in the whale of time Another time with happiness And good energy your way Wishing you Merry Christmas With good cheer all the way!
Your smile is contagious, pass it on to everyone around. Make everyone happy all along! Merry Christmas!
Is it legal for a obese man to ride on reindeer’s? Is PETA listening?
Christmas is all about laughter and candies for children Christmas is all about dresses and makeup for women But for some people it’s all about credit card bills and expensive gifts Haha..But still it’s so much fun Hey Christmas cheer has begun, Wishing you Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
The days of good people are here, all of us shall enjoy this beautiful occasion of Christmas. The candies, candles and light, will bring us all the joy and delight. But the sad part, not for us but you, that you can not enjoy this wonderful holiday season. Because, just as I said in the beginning, that the days of GOOD people are here. But anyways Merry Christmas. Try and have fun, if you can.
The bells are ringing clear and loud Look there is vibrancy in the crowd Feel that air and feel that vibe You will feel so good in life It’s the magical Christmas time This is making a way in the heart Wishing you Merry Christmas With a happy thought!
It’s 25th December! May God bless you and your loved ones the whole year round! Have a Joyous Christmas!
Christmas shopping is awesome, only when it is for you.
Christmas is such a special time Coz you get to eat lots of goodies You get to pull some pranks alike You get to smile and get away Hey! Christmas is surely a fun day So celebrate with all your cheer Wishing you Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Santa Claus has come to town, So all you children sing aloud! Merry Christmas! Ho Ho Ho Ho!
A heart is always where the love is This Christmas a love that will stay Make things work in your favor And you will really find a way May this Christmas be more amazing for you Wishing you Merry Christmas all the way May all your wishes come true this day!
If you wake up tomorrow morning and find no gifts from Santa, do not assume that he fails to exist. In fact that shall truly prove Santa’s existence, because I have wished for your wish list as my gift. Merry Christmas.
I hate Santa! He reminds me of the men who come for 10 minutes, do their thing and disappear for the remaining 364 days!
People say that Santa will grant your wish Go and check under that tree, But from my childhood I could only see My father and mother doing that for me They are the real Santa for me Merry Christmas to you and your family With a Happy New Year glee!
May Santa and his elves bring you bundles of joy and the Yuletide cheer! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and to your family!
All I need this Christmas is your love All I need this Christmas is your compassion All I need this Christmas is peace All I need is that all stress be ceased So that Christmas be more merrier For you my pretty and for me Merry Christmas to you Have a loving day all through!
Christmas is the occasion of joy and happiness. During this beautiful occasion, people tend to forget their past and look towards their glowing tomorrow. I wish you otherwise, enjoy!
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