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A lovely Christmas time A lovely Christmas time is waiting With the pleasant sound of the bells The lovely snowman that you make It’s all for that smile and sake All the pleasant memories you make on Christmas All the things that you would love to do Stay happy and spread the cheer along Or sing a wonderful Christmas song You will have everything to cheer You will have a reason to be happy oh dear This Christmas feel and be more merry Merry Christmas and a happy new year!
No place like lovely home No place like the lovely Christmas home Where the tree of hope kindles on the side Where children do some mischief and hide There are two Santa’s in the same house And willingly you ignore your spouse Christmas is the best time to sing The song of your heart with bling Merry Christmas to you!
The joy to look This Christmas, There will be a new story to be told, So many things would unfold, With ringing bells all around, To sound of the carols that surround, This Christmas will surely be fun, As the celebrations have begun!
Wish to ride Wish to ride that sledge in the snow Wish to get down to the bow Wish to just dance all the way Wish to just have the say Wish that you get all the happiness you want Wish that you get to just flaunt Wish that you just sing along Wish that you always stay strong Wish that your Christmas be good This time and always ‘Touch-wood’, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
I will make such a cute world I will make a cute snowball and throw it on your face I will dance all night with a loving grace Will sing Christmas carols and dance along with you To make things look awesome and new Its Christmas in the air my friend And its Christmas every where So I am happy and I am dancing today As it’s the Christmas day Merry Christmas to you too Have a nice day!
You know that things are fine You know that things would be fine You know that things will be all good When you have a reason to stay When you have a reason to cheer aloud Don’t lose that smile you have That will make you shine in the crowd Lose your heart to things you love Christmas will become a super time for you Wish as lovely as a loving wish for you Wishing a Merry Christmas to you Wishing a lovely new year too!
I will do different things on Christmas I will do weird things on Christmas and no you can’t say no Coz this is the time to do things I want Wear pretty dresses and then flaunt Christmas season and Christmas cheer It is finally here my dear So get ready and dance now But don’t forget to give a bow To the Almighty above Merry Christmas to you!
Christmas is coming Christmas is coming my dear friend, With Bringing in lots of joy, The music, the galore and so much excitement, Just like the sound of toy, Santa will give me something this time, Which would be all mine, Merry Christmas!
Look at the white snow Looking at the white Christmas I also feel that I am pure Christmas is a time to think You can be so sure, When you can do whatever you like There is nothing to hide Christmas is a time when you can celebrate With everyone alike I will sing many songs this year And I will spread many smiles and cheer Hurrah! Christmas is here Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
It is the day Christmas is a jolly good time, To tease your family and dine, Talk about things that are fine, And things which you need to underline, Christmas is a jolly good time, A time for some fun and dine, Merry Christmas!
I love Christmas so much I love Christmas so much my dear There is a reason to spread the cheer Christmas brings in something That merriment in the heart and sing Christmas brings in that cheer in the heart This is special from the very start May your Christmas bring more joy So that you get more time to enjoy Stay blessed and play lovely games It is the season of doing things you like Of all the things and thoughts alike Merry Christmas and a happy new year!
Jingle bells and cheer around Jingle bell jingle bells ringing in my ear I am here to celebrate the Christmas with cheer With love of family and some amazing fun I want to do everything and be number one For Christmas is truly a blessed season And I do have every reason To do things that I want to do On this Christmas, I would spread the cheer Merry Christmas oh my dear!
Once Upon A Time Once upon a time the Elf, Rudolph and Santa got into the hot bath tub, As it would keep them from the cold outside, when they got a little scrub. When Frosty saw what they were doing he laughed and poked fun at them, Santa was so embarrassed and didn’t know what to say to Frosty, his cutest gem. So in his defense he told Frosty to enter the hot bath tub instead of finding flaws. He thought this would make Frosty realize what a cool idea it really was. But when Frosty got in, the temperature of the tub changed from hot to cold, And within seconds the Elf, Rudolph and Santa froze. They froze not just because it was too cold to bear, But they froze when they realized their culprit has melted in the hot tub there. Poor Frosty!
Christmas with that smile Merry Christmas with that smile Santa is coming all the while For you to see the perfect Christmas vibe For you to know that in spite Things will be more fine then Christmas will become all the more bright See that there will be a light This will see the radiance in there Christmas is a season to feel happy It’s all in the air and there Merry Christmas and a happy new year!
The red thing there The ribbons flying all red I don’t know how should I feel When I hear the sound of bell It has something surreal The red Santa’s everywhere There is a magic in his eyes He seems to be lost at times And sometimes a little more wise Christmas is my favorite time A time when I can dine With all the people I truly love Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
A wish for you A little snowball on the way, Asked me what is the day! I replied, it is Christmas dear, Then the snowball also cheered, Hurray it’s the Christmas day, So, let us all have some fun today, Let us all celebrate! Merry Christmas!
It is not anything as yet I have not done anything as yet My shopping list is growing long My list of things to be done I don’t think I would be so strong I have so many things undone I think I am missing out on all the fun Oh Lord please help me with my list So that my Christmas be blessed in time Lord please help me all the moment and while This Christmas season Merry Christmas and a happy new year Let the fun begin!
I will surely pack your gift I will pack your gift with the red ribbon And with the red wrapper my dear To show you that it’s my favorite color That helps to Spread the cheer And I will make red candies for you And do things that turn out to be new To show you that I am so happy today As it’s the most amazing day Yes its Christmas today Merry Christmas to you!
Let the merriment begin Let the merriment run through air Let there be charm everywhere Christmas is a season to give Lots f love your way and through Christmas is a season to be Everything that is coming through I am happy because everyone around Is also really happy too Let there be peace in the air, Here and everywhere, Merry Christmas and a happy new year!
Look at the bells Look the bells are ringing As the Santa is on his way You got to feel more cheerful You have got to do it today So sing along the pretty carols Dance all the way Christmas is a time to just open your heart So that you feel merry all the way Ho ho ho! Christmas is here So you need not fear Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
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