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Have you ever just looked at someone and said seriously.

Brains are awesome I wish everybody has one.

Wi-Fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.

Just because I can’t sing, doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.

If camera lenses are round, why are the picture square.

I don’t have bad handwriting, I have my own font.

If a woman is bad at parking, it’s only because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches Is.

Every time I lose some weight I find it again in the refrigerator.

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WHENEVER YOU FEEL SAD, JUST REMEMBER THAT SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD THERE’S AN IDIOT 00 PUSHING A DOOR THAT SAYS “PUSH”.

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Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house, or is it just me?

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The fact that Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

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my dream job would be the karma delivery service.

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THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU CAN’T FINISH A SENTENCE BECAUSE YOU’RE LAUGHING SO HARD ABOUT THE ENDING.

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Don’t give me your Attitude unless you want mine.

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Its not the “Goodbye” that hurts… Its the flashbacks and the memories that follow.

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

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I DON’T MIND COMING TO WORK, EIGHT HOUR WAIT TO GO HOME IS JUST BUL$$$T.

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No I didn’t say you WERE stupid. I said You ARE stupid. There is nothing past tense about it.

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You can’t always control who walks into your life… but you can control which window you throw them out of.

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No matter how old I get, I think I will always have to mentally sing the ABC’s to see what letter comes next.

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If a woman says, “Do what you want,” DO NOT DO WHAT YOU WANT. Stand still, don’t blink, don’t answer, don’t even breathe. Just play dead.

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Saying, ‘I’m almost there” when you actually haven’t cummed.

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I always manage to find the DIRTY SIDE of what people say.

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