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“The Irish don’t know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it.”
“The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven’t seen the joke yet.”
“We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.”
“In Ireland, the inevitable never happens and the unexpected constantly occurs.”
“May God bless and keep in good health your enemies’ enemies.”
“If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.”
“The one thing us Irish have is the ability to laugh at ourselves. God bless us all.”
“The shamrock is a religious symbol. St. Patrick said the leaves represented the trinity: the Father, the son and the holy spirit. That’s why four-leaf clovers are so lucky; you get a bonus Jesus.”
“And that’s where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things!”
“St. Patrick’s Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their pants down in New Jersey.”
“Making it [St. Patrick’s Day] a great day for the Irish, but just an OK day if you’re looking for a quiet tavern to talk, read or have a white wine spritzer.”
“And on me final night, I got as lucky as a clover, I met a purdy lassie, drunk enough to come on over.”
“In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to converse with the Almighty.”
“It’s a big deal about whether or not gays can march in the St. Patrick’s Day parade, and I have to say that on some level I kind of see their point. Because when you think about it, it is a real macho heterosexual event. Bunch of guys in short skirts on a cart made of rose pedals sharing a bagpipe. That’s not for sissies.”
“This is St. Patrick’s Day in Los Angeles, ‘Luck O’ The Irish Recipes.’ Delicious Irish guacamole. Corned beef and guacamole.”
“If you’re enough lucky to be Irish, you’re lucky enough!”
“The legend goes that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. I was thinking … that must be hard to put all the tiny seatbelts on all the snakes.”
“St.Patrick’s Day is named for St. Patrick, the first guy to feed Guinness to a snake.”
“Who’s this Patrick anyway? The patron saint of liquor distributors? Here’s the real truth, he didn’t get rid of snakes in Ireland. He just got rid of the ones he was seeing.”
“I come from an Irish family. St. Patrick’s Day was our big holiday. The night before we’d hang up our stockings and in the morning they’d be full of beer.”
“Be advised my passport’s green. No glass of ours was ever raised to toast the Queen.” ― Seamus Heaney
“Yeah, it’s St. Paddy’s Day. Everyone’s Irish tonight.” — The Boondock Saints
“That’s right, there’s free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone’s jealous.” — Kevin Hearne
“You’re not in America now, you’re in Ireland. So have a drink and shut up.” — Leap Year
“There are only two kinds of people in the world, The Irish and those who wish they were.” — Irish Saying
“Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? You don’t want to press your luck.” — Daryl Stout
“The Irish are a fair people — they never speak well of one another.” — Samuel Johnson
“I showed my appreciation of my native land in the usual Irish way by getting out of it as soon as I possibly could.” — George Bernard Shaw
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